reasons I may be 80 (a two-list spectacular)

Likes:

1. Jimmy Stewart
2. Circus Peanuts
3. Black Licorice
4. Prunes

Dislikes:

1. Kids these days
   1. Bad attitudes
   2. Jeans
      1. Baggy
      2. Tight
      3. Low-Slung
   3. The FaceSpace
   4. Hair-dos
2. Putting up with your shenanigans

things I have mistakenly thought were over

1. the Red Hot Chili Peppers
2. the Matrix aesthetic
3. Guys who gel their hair up in the front
4. The misuse of the word “literally”
5. The debate on evolution
6. The debate on global warming
7. Drum ‘n Bass
8. AI, three times before it actually was
9. The Red Scare