1. Debt
8. A diminishing bank account
15. A sore throat
29. The sound on this DVD, which is alternatingly quiet and deafening
31. A recently discovered affinity for Slim Jims
32. The ensuing likelyhood of eventual obesity
46. A reluctance to follow through on personal projects
68. The moral conflict that derives from being an idealistic proletarian raised in a white middle-class American household
82. The inability to do anything as well as I’d like to
99. An embarrassing amount of Matchbox 20 MP3s
sub-list:
selections from a list of problems that I do not have
1. Life-threatening wounds
2. Impending starvation
3. Terminal diseases
18. Too much money
28. A bitch
